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The lies your parents always tell you

  • I'm only doing this for your own good.
  • If you cross your eyes they'll stay that way.
  • If you tell me, I promise I won't get mad.
  • I'm only telling you this once.
  • Someday you'll see and you'll thank me for this.
  • You'll understand when you're older.
  • You'll be sorry.
  • No matter what happens, you'll always have your family.
  • If you eat all your carrots, you can see in the dark.
  • When I was your age, we had to walk 5 kilometres to get to school.