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Kiwi language aka New Zealand slang

  1. Maori roast - Meat pie
  2. Bit of crumpet - Young woman
  3. Day at the zoo - Work
  4. Fart sack - Bed
  5. Flipped his biscuit - Angry
  6. Spat the dummy - Very angry
  7. Opened his lunchbox - Farted
  8. Cooked meal - Fish & chips
  9. Having a yodel - Being sick
  10. Camp as a row of tents - Homosexual
  11. Between jobs - unemployed
  12. Man in blue - Policeman
  13. Been picked up by the fuzz - Arrested
  14. Get a dog up 'ya - Get lost
  15. Like making love to your sister - Nothing to it
  16. Snotbags - Children
  17. Free samples - Stolen goods
  18. As necessary as a spare prick at a wedding - Useless
  19. Having a holiday - In jail
  20. Away with the fairies - Absent minded
  21. Bomb - An aged motor vehicle
  22. Leftfooter - A Catholic
  23. Larrikin - A mischievous youth
  24. Quack - A medical doctor
  25. Rapt - Extremely pleased