Bored when the trip your office is painfully long? Now here are some weird and freaky things you can try in the elevator as you wait to arrive. Give it a try!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering : "SHUT UP, all of you just SHUT UP!"
2. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
3. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
4. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger : "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
5. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask : "Got enough air in there?"
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
7. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then repeat in horror : "You're one of THEM!!!"
8. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
9. Say "Ding!" at each floor -- regardless if the elevator stops.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce : "I have new socks on."
11. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that is your "personal space."
12. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
13. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
14. Move your desk into the elevator and each time someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.