Just Deserts Online - Humour

	Sign In Sign-Up

iiiiiii

You know you drink too much coffee when...

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You lick your coffee pot clean.
The only time you're standing still is in an earthquake.
You can type 60 words per minute with your feet.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward to prevent boredom.
You can take a picture of yourself from 3 metres away without using the timer.
You can jump start your car without cables.
You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
You buy sugar by the barrel.
You wear the finish off your coffee table.
You name your cats Cream & Sugar.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You're employee of the month in the local coffee-house and you don't even work there.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
When someone says how are you? You say "good to the last drop."
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
You go to an AA meeting just to get the free coffee.
Your T-shirt says Decaf Rules!
You are able to outlast the Energizer bunny.
You sleep with your eyes open.
Your hand is moulded to the shape of your coffee mug.